How To Stay Awake in Meetings

I had this tip for livening up your meetings sent to me by a colleague. It resonated with a few meetings I have attended in the past so thought you might like to join in the fun!


Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls?

Here’s a way to change all of that.

WARNING: This technique may be damaging to your career

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″ x 5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns – five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competences
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or “the truth is”)
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* proactive
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mindset
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout ” BULLSH*T!”


Testimonials from satisfied players:

I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.” – Adam
My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.” – David
The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.” – Ben
The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed ‘BULLSH*T!’ for the third time in two hours.” – Paul

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